I like fruitcake, with lots of pecans. But when I get to those green candied fruits, I pick them out. Can't remember if I don't like them, or just can't stand to eat a green nugget.
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I confess - I LIKE fruitcake
by Nathan Natas inwho, in your opinion, makes the best fruitcake?.
if you don't, you can send your doorstops to me.
i'll douse 'em in rum, brandy or bourbon and then have them with a cup of tea.. *hic*.
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Tonight I pulled.......
by mtsgrad ina cracker for the first time.
after 36 yrs of waiting i ended up losing.
bit of an anti climax really.. mtsgrad.
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Let me see if I understand this.
Tonight, you pulled a white person for the first time. Where did you pull them to? And why?
After 36 years of waiting. Why did you wait so long? Did no white person cross your path in all those years?
Ended up losing. Too bad. What did the white person do to you? Will you have scars? Mental of physical?
Bit of an anti-climax? Was it just not what it was cracked up to be?
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Sooner, are you going to send just one letter to the cong, or to each elder at his home? I would to their home, so they have a better chance to read what you have written.
In celebration of your soul's separation from this cult, I will think of you, and predict that on Jan 8, 2009, that the Oklahoma Sooners OU will become the 2008 National Champions!!
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New Light - Doctor's Notes
by lawrence inwith the new 3-fold meeting schedule, the faithless dictators will announce shortly in the km the following:.
any appointed brother (including microphone holders) will be required to produce a doctor's note if 2 days' sets of meetings are missed back-to-back.
if a note is not provided, then the brother will have his privileges yanked.. forged notes will result in a jc.. so much for the "freedom of the sons of god.".
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cont...
A form will be sent to each hall, to be delivered to the brother in question, to be filled out by the doctor. The form will be in a 5 point penality format.
If the brother was not contagious, and able to walk, 3 points for each meeting missed.
If the brother was contagious, but able to walk, and sit in the back 2.5 points.
If not able to walk, and contagious, but able to listen via telephone, and comment, 2 points.
If not able to walk, not contagious, but able to get to the meeting via wheelchair, or loving ride from another brother, 4 points.
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David Letterman on JW Xmas parties
by Nathan Natas indavid letterman is a late-night tv show host/comedian here in the usa (new york city).. the other night he said,.
"you know what they do at jehovah's witnesses' christmas parties, don't you?".
"they get drunk and knock on each other.".
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LOL I heard him say JW's, then the dog barked, and I missed it.
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-30 Wind Chill and the meeting WAS NOT Cancelled...What Idiots
by bronzefist init's -5 with a minus 30-35 wind chill factor here so you would think the "loving elders" would cancel the sunday borefest.....nope.
just got a call...."well of course it was your choice, but there were 70 in attendance this morning!!!".
there have been meetings cancelled because of heavy snow, but give me a break going out could be dangerous.
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chickpea
so "sistah ever-so-righteous-overmuch"
heads out the door with her 3 kids
and, oh the kindness of strangers,
they got picked up and delivered to the KHTo finish the story:
During the meeting the kids had to go to the bathroom, the mom got dirty looks. The youngest wiggled in his chair, the mother got counselled after the meeting.
When she needed a ride home, nobody had room, or had vanished. The elder who had taken her to the book-room alone, to discuss the behavior of her children, said he could not give her a ride, as it would not be proper, and look wrong. So the righteous sister and her 3 children headed out the KH door, down the street, and again was picked up by worldly pagan strangers, who lovingly took her to her home, with her jack-ass husband. The End -
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RIP Dansk (aka Ian), 18.12.1953- 20.12.2008
by faundy inhave posted this on the other thread but just making this one as well:
i need to let you know that dad passed away this morning at 8am.
he fought so hard but in the end they could not get his blood pressure to rise and he died of heart failure.
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How can you care for someone you have never touched?
How can your eyes fill, over a soul, you have never seen?
How can your heart break, in the loss of a person, you have never met?Ian was that special. He has made this happen. Thousands of miles away. A single person, Ian, has made a difference in my life.
Rest in peace. Peace to your family also.
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And UGLY response to a Christmas Card!
by LovesDubs inboy..just when i thought things couldnt get weirder in my life...i spent a whole day designing a christmas newsletter with colorful pictures and stories about what my kids and family have been doing, and the election and you know...year end things and greetings, to send out.
i do this every year.
this year i had to file bankruptcy in august and decided to email the newsletter to save money.
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Mrs. Jones, I think what your husbands father did, by coming to his son's brothers funeral, was very mature, and caring. HIs son was hurting, and he wanted to be there for him. It had nothing to do with your husbands mother. She is out of his picture, his son, and his feelings, and the death of a young man, his life cut short, are all he cared about.
My husband's ex-wife is weird, an alcoholic, and kinda nuts. 17 years ago, she sent my newborn a mobile for over her crib. My heart kinda melted, that she felt like she could send a gift. We now have a grandson, my step-grandson, in common. We are not best friends, but we can talk and laugh at holidays and birthdays.
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And UGLY response to a Christmas Card!
by LovesDubs inboy..just when i thought things couldnt get weirder in my life...i spent a whole day designing a christmas newsletter with colorful pictures and stories about what my kids and family have been doing, and the election and you know...year end things and greetings, to send out.
i do this every year.
this year i had to file bankruptcy in august and decided to email the newsletter to save money.
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Quickly send him through snail mail, another personal news letter. Include every bit of dirty laundry you can think of. Even the kids picking their noses, to your husband not taking out the trash on a regular basis, wondering where he was raised, a barn?? Tell him, that he is the only one to get this newsletter, and you promise to keep him updated throughout the year, with every tidbit of info, and you are sorry for offending him with the special joys in your familys life.
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What is Christmas? (For those raised in the JW religion)
by Snoozy inwhat is christmas?.
http://www.wintersteel.com/what_is_christmas.html.
snoozy.... ps..i like the part about how it used to be considered bad luck to put the tree up before the 24th of dec. i always wondered why mom did that.
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Pagan I know the lights are pretty, but try not to look at them, they are pagan. Satan loves it when you look at them. Just look at the back of the front seat, or close your eyes, so you don't see them.